Dauntless but doubtful, restless but still Braced for a battle against mine own will Lonely strangers beseech me, alone I embark, Only phantoms to greet me, alone in the dark.
Feckless in fathomless depths I lie still Forever falling yet forever will Through buffet and fury, breaker and wave Know hope and despair as but bark for the brave.
Fearful and fretful, yet thankful still For haunting forebodings that forever will Meet me as day lights and as I awake Entreat me arisen their counsel to take.
Sleepful yet dreamless, doubtful one will Foresightful apparition’s foretellings instill And all will forever remain as they seem For all who have never been dreamer and dream.
We are pleased to offer you the following payment options:
1. Pay today: 2 ARV's (actual rational values) plus 2 cigarettes (sorry, no generics) 2. Pay tomorrow: $30 cash 3. Pay June 6th: $40 cash
Please be advised that your communications "black-out" has been most disconcerting. Our personal experience in these matters suggests that avoidance tactics generally presage non-payment. If this is not the case please be kind enough to reply to this message.
Failure to respond will be interpreted as a refusal to pay and result in: 1 (one) 300lb nigger parked outside blocking your driveway until either a) you pay me my mutherfuckin' money or b) the police arrive.
Thank you for your prompt consideration of this matter.
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BEYOND THE STARS
Dauntless but doubtful, restless but still
Braced for a battle against mine own will
Lonely strangers beseech me, alone I embark,
Only phantoms to greet me, alone in the dark.
Feckless in fathomless depths I lie still
Forever falling yet forever will
Through buffet and fury, breaker and wave
Know hope and despair as but bark for the brave.
Fearful and fretful, yet thankful still
For haunting forebodings that forever will
Meet me as day lights and as I awake
Entreat me arisen their counsel to take.
Sleepful yet dreamless, doubtful one will
Foresightful apparition’s foretellings instill
And all will forever remain as they seem
For all who have never been dreamer and dream.
Dear Mr. Pegues:
We are pleased to offer you the following payment options:
1. Pay today: 2 ARV's (actual rational values) plus 2 cigarettes (sorry, no generics)
2. Pay tomorrow: $30 cash
3. Pay June 6th: $40 cash
Please be advised that your communications "black-out" has been most disconcerting. Our personal experience in these matters suggests that avoidance tactics generally presage non-payment. If this is not the case please be kind enough to reply to this message.
Failure to respond will be interpreted as a refusal to pay and result in: 1 (one) 300lb nigger parked outside blocking your driveway until either a) you pay me my mutherfuckin' money or b) the police arrive.
Thank you for your prompt consideration of this matter.
Kind regards,
The Devil
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